Bruce Gibson: Most Interesting Man in the World
He is said to have heard every question ever asked. He is the search engine that Google comes to for answers…
He is so brilliant that he sole-sourced the sun to the Wallace Group…
The Coastal Commission couldn’t handle Gibson — so he was promoted to CEO of the Death Star…
He is so adventurous he rafted an MWH sewer system in a HAZMAT suit to prove it could be a boost to tourism…
He’s so clever he once dressed as an old woman in Los Osos — and Al Barrow stole his purse…
He fights corruption by keeping multiple passports in multiple identities in his briefcase just in case he has to leave town in a hurry…
He once attended a Board of Supervisors meeting disguised as the cop in the back of the room and arrested himself for slandering himself…
His charm is so infectious that a vaccine had to be created to keep people from punching themselves…
He cheated on his wife with a dolphin — and the dolphin forgave him…
He invented a cure for baldness — cutting off peoples’ heads — and it works…
HE IS BRUCE GIBSON.
HE IS THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD…
“I DON’T OFTEN BUILD SEWERS… BUT WHEN I DO, I CHOOSE MWH.”
“AND I DON’T ALWAYS DRINK GASOLINE… BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER EXXON.”
“STAY THIRSTY MY FRIEND!”
